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Articles by Douglas Salguod


Last Updated: Feb 18, 2020 - 7:39

U.S. Moves to Metric System to Fight Obesity

God Announces Recall of Entire Human Race

Michael Phelps Disqualified from Olympics

Duke Lacrosse Case Solved: The Black Guy Did It

NCAA Bans the Use of Hostile and Abusive Mascot Names

Scarlett Johansson: I'm Not Promiscuous, I Just Act That Way

Tom Cruise to Market Family Values Management System

Clay Aiken Named to Intellectual Disabilities Panel; Disabled Furious

Florida's Urban Meyer to Carry Chevrolet Name Brand

Katie Couric Drops 20 Pounds of Gravitas in Digital Nip/Tuck

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