Hillary’s Tits at Odds over Campaign Strategy
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – The mood swings and contradictory statements that have characterized Hillary Clinton’s campaign for the Democratic presidential nomination can be traced to the senator’s breasts, according to one insider.
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May 14, 2008, 11:48
Obama Gets Down to Connect with Voters
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In preparation for the upcoming presidential primaries in Oregon and Kentucky, Barack Obama made appearances at local sports venues in those states in an attempt to shed his elitist image and to appeal to the common man.
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May 11, 2008, 09:34
Eight Belles to Miss Preakness
BALTIMORE, Md. – Now that I have your attention, let me say that the people who are attempting to spin the needless death of Eight Belles in the Kentucky Derby are bottom feeders of the first order.
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May 7, 2008, 12:07
Pope Benedict Approves Measure to Increase Vocations
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Responding to the need for priestly vocations in the United States, Pope Benedict XVI has ordered officials from the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops to sponsor the first annual Running of the Altar Boys in hopes of attracting new members to the church's all-male clergy.
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Apr 17, 2008, 09:58
Pope Benedict Will Visit West Chester, Pennsylvania
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Pope Benedict XVI will visit West Chester, Pennsylvania, Wednesday evening, a member of the pope’s entourage has confirmed.
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Apr 14, 2008, 12:59
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